Dell complaints

100pcob

http://www.wwts.com/

Rocke_T_Sinetist · Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:41 pm Post subject:

Clearly press release, not journalism. This struck me:

100pcob · Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:43 pm Post subject:

Sign of a bad company: having to change their name four times in twelve years:

1950' 60's 70's 80's & 90's: Wang Laboratories (to 1999)
2000's: Getronics
2000's: Qualxserv
2010's: WWTS

Re-branded s--- still smells like s--- it just takes longer for the paint to dry cuz they had to paint over all the other logos.

My favorite is the tech to cert ratio: 3,000 employees and 250,000 certifications...average of 80 (presumably) DCSE Dell certs per tech. Sad. Get paid $22.50 per call and live on Dell's cert website taking open-book tests.

It would take about five thousand of those useless certs to equal the effort and workforce net-worth of a CCIE (and twenty thousand of them to equal a college degree).

rustyboots · Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:22 pm Post subject:

Rocke,
It is the same math Dell uses to figure off bonus pay out. The more you make the less you work, the bigger the bonus. Work hard, get paid hourly with no OT and watch your bonus be next to nothing, if you get a bonus.
If Dell would just publish the formula, we could all get a look at it and see how it violates all rules of science.
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Rocke_T_Sinetist · Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:35 pm Post subject:

Internally Dell violates all the rules of group psychology, the last sociological science I studied. That was 40+ years ago, but the premises haven't changed that much so's I can tell.
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dougnet · Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:18 pm Post subject:

The work orders haven't changed. They still use a QXS Ref#. That and a serious lack of information about just what I should be replacing onsite.
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britisharecoming · Discovering Dellhate Joined: 29 Oct 2009 Posts: 3

Uh...actually the name was changed to hide the real thing going on here. The merger was a hostile takeover of Qualx by Banktech. And it shows too. Qualx got all these fuckup Banktech managers including executives and its a real fucking joy with these micromanagers. They're driving the employees nuts and morale is in the tank. There is very little left of Qualx. This company is now Banktech. Oh FUCK !