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Dell_Hell
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 Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:45 pm Post subject: PLANS AFTER DELL OTTAWA LAYOFFS? |
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| So, what are your plans after getting laid off from Dell? Are you looking for another job? If so, where are you applying to? |
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HellResident
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| Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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Well I can stay on leave till august. The wife and I were thinking of opening a coffee shop maybe with a few internet PC's.Focus on the beverages and atmosphere......
I'm getting too old for this Sh*T
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biff's buddy
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| Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| you could Dell theme the coffee shop, and sell XPSpresso, Café Latitude, Crappuccino, ........ |
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thanks_for_all_the_fish
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Joined: 15 Oct 2007
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Location: That smoking crater that used to be Dell Ottawa
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| Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:49 am Post subject: |
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| biff's buddy wrote: | | you could Dell theme the coffee shop, and sell XPSpresso, Café Latitude, Crappuccino, ........ |
LOL...
That being the case....what happens when a cup of "crappuccino" goes out without the requested double expresso that the customer paid extra for....does the customer have to call India???
"Hey....I just make the coffee...they specifically told me at the hiring interview that I would NEVER have to sell it...now I have to sell at least 20 XPSexresspo "sugar" upgrades a week or I will get PiP'd out......"
"...and my cream metrics are way too high..."  |
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biff's buddy
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| Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:00 am Post subject: |
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| right, and when the shit goes out the door in a leaky cup, it's YOUR ASS! |
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HellResident
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| Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:36 am Post subject: |
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No not india we outsource that stuff to Juan in columbia, he and his buddies havea multipurpose call center run by Sitel selling cocaine and expresso.
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thanks_for_all_the_fish
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Location: That smoking crater that used to be Dell Ottawa
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| Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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| HellResident wrote: | No not india we outsource that stuff to Juan in columbia, he and his buddies have a multipurpose call center run by Sitel selling cocaine and expresso.
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Wait a minute.....outsourcing to Juan doesn't sound very Dell like.....I mean...Juan knows coffee and cocaine inside out...he might be able to help customers...that will never do  |
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HellResident
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NoNo they do latitudes and optiplexes too. Just remeber that you have to have had at least 3 bad purchases in a 21 day period before you'll qualify for a Crapicinno Exchange. And then it is clearly marked "Refurbished" with a bright orange sticker. And no we wont tell you how we refurbish it
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