Dell complaints

[Licky_201]

Excuse the name I used for my Dell chat session but I couldn't resist....gotta love it!

How May I help You?Exit 12:47:11 PM System Initial Question/Comment: I am considering purchasing a Dell notebook but on the website www.ihatedell.net they are saying that all notebooks are late

12:53:07 PM System BE_Rep_Analiza has joined this session!
12:53:07 PM System Connected with BE_Rep_Analiza

12:53:29 PM BE_Rep_Analiza Welcome to Dell Sales Chat.My name is An.I'll be your personal sales agent today.Give me a moment to review your concern.Please don't go away.
12:53:45 PM BE_Rep_Analiza You can also email us at us_dhs_chat_reply@dell.com. We are available from 8am-11pm CST, Monday-Sunday. Rest assured that we’ll get back to you as soon as possible.

12:53:52 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice people are saying that ordering a notebook in color is running about one month behind and it is impossible to reach anyone at Dell

12:54:25 PM BE_Rep_Analiza would you like me to assist you in configuring a system?

12:54:46 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice I need to purchase 7 notebooks for my business but if your production is that late and the only way to reach a Dell is via chat should I go to HP?
12:54:57 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice I need to receive solid information

12:55:07 PM BE_Rep_Analiza hi Licorette.
12:55:18 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice hello Anal_iza

12:55:47 PM BE_Rep_Analiza no,you can reach all our rep anytime,Licorette

12:56:14 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice how about customer service? I tried to call customer service and waited 45 minutes on hold before I hung up
12:56:41 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice I need a company that will give service after the sale

12:57:04 PM BE_Rep_Analiza I understand.

12:57:24 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice Is Dell having major problems currently? Are all the production orders running late?

12:58:34 PM BE_Rep_Analiza no,since we have a new systems and the total number of our client goes.

12:59:11 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice Could I offer you Italian dressing or do you prefer ranch?

12:59:39 PM BE_Rep_Analiza Is there anything else I can help you with your concern?

1:00:17 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice No thank you...I think I will purchase the notebooks from Hewlitt Packard...I can't wait and you don't seem to be able to tell me when you can ship an order placed today

1:00:34 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice by the way, do you have a boyfriend?

1:01:06 PM BE_Rep_Analiza I'm sorry we doing business
here.thankyou.

1:01:21 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice lmao....not doing business very well from what I hear

1:01:37 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice but I just figured with a name like ANAL IZA we could be friends

1:01:38 PM Licorette Vaginaljuice thanks

[W. Senkow]

I cannot believe that no one else has replied. Just want to say that I thought is was very VERY funny. I cannot believe that your personal sales agent would have refused your offer!