PBRstreetgang
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 Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:20 pm Post subject: NewEgg to buy Dell |
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NewEgg to buy Dell
Omid Rahmat
April 1, 2006 05:05
During an unusually long night of drinking, an unreliable acquaintance of a TG Daily reporter's neighbor was heard to slur, "NewEgg just bought Dell!" This publication immediately contacted NewEgg and spoke with the operator at its regional headquarters in Paramaribo, Suriname.
The language barrier was, at first, an issue, but once we decided to ignore the complications of trying to understand what was being said, we were able to get the following quotes from NewEgg's spokeswoman in Suriname:
"Dell was a nice target for us. They just spend an awful lot of time putting their name on stuff that we can get out of Asia with super cool names like Xion, and Atrix. All that extra branded packaging and materials Dell makes is not good for the environment. We just box it and ship it. It's, like, way simple, dude. |
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