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funnystuff Regular Hater
Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 21
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:11 am Post subject: |
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You know very little about me and it shows in this post, grandma.
ya had me till ya went there... you may not have showed your age but your maturity was shining like the sun.....
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| Quote: | Ah, the naivete of youth and inexperience.
Things'll change son, count on it. |
If you're calling me "son" you're probably a grandma.
| Quote: | Frankly i dont give a shit if you like your job or not... you just came here to stir shit. Not to mention you were brilliant enough to post in the wrong section.
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I am not here to stir anything up.. This is a message board and I am just sharing another side of the story. That is all. How is this posted in the wrong section? Why do Employees Hate Dell - Why do some employees love Dell? It was posted here to share two sides of the story.
You guys have a good night. |
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funnystuff Regular Hater
Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 21
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:22 am Post subject: |
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| One more Carnegie quote. "It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it. For example, two people may be in the same place doing the same thing; both my have an equal amount of money and prestige-and yet one may be miserable and the other happy. Why? Because of a different mental attitude. I saw just as many happy faces among the Chinese coolies sweating and toiling in the devastating heat of China for seven cents a day as I see on Park Avenue." |
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sickofdell Dances with Hate

Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 523 Location: Omaha, NE
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:15 am Post subject: |
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Why don't we just bring in motivational speaker Matt Foley and have him tell us that we can live in a van down by the river "WHEN WE'RE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER." Matt Foley: I'm 35 years old and I live in a van down by the river!
| Quote: | | Matt Foley: Now from what I hear, you're usng your paper not for writing but for rollin' doobies! You're gonna be doing alot of doobie rolling when you're living in a van down by the river! |
| Quote: | Matt Foley: Hey you kids are probably saying to yourselves: I'm gonna go out there and grab the world by the tail! and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket. Well I'm here to tell you that you're probably going to find out, as you go out there, that you're not going to amount to jack squat!
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This is what big Mike says every morning when he's thinking about all 10 million employees he has.
Look mom, I can quote motivational speakers too!!
All i'm saying is, I hate sales people, 95% are not knowledgeable about computers and will tell the customer anything to make an extra buck, so one more reason for you to go F yourself. I thank God I only have 2 more weeks of cleaning up the $hit that you people throw out to customers and they happily chase it, then, when they talk to me, they think i'm lying because the person who makes money off the sale wouldn't lie to them.
dammit, now you made me mad. shame on you funnystuff. go enjoy pounding a few with mike and kevin, and i don't mean beers. don't forget the KY and a hemroid donut. you'll need them both.
Ok, so, where was I. Oh yeah, Dell may be a great place to work for now, but as soon as you screw up once, they will lay you out with the trash and forget about you. read on:
http://www.ihatedell.net/forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2395
http://www.ihatedell.net/forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2492
http://www.ihatedell.net/forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1935
All of these people thought this was a good company until one day, bam, out of the blue, they got Delled. Like I said, good luck to you at Dhell. _________________ Have you seen my dell laptop?
http://www.tgdaily.com/picturegalleries/gallery-20060731-1.html
(ok, so it's not mine, but it's freakin cool) |
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Gearbox Regular Hater
Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 29
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:29 am Post subject: |
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Don't worry, we in manufactoring get shafted a lot as well.... _________________ Free at last, and loving every moment of it. |
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i_escaped_dell Dances with Hate

Joined: 07 Nov 2005 Posts: 206
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:17 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | It has nothing to do with my smarts. It has everything to do with my work ethic. I understand that if I put in 8 hours a day, my commissions won't be shit. I have a bachelors degree, I could get a noncommissioned job, but those are for check collectors. |
LOL.....you have a bachelors degree and your doing sales at Dell? Let me guess in something useless like communications? A person with a G.E.D. can come in and do the same job that you are doing, get promoted above you, and earn more money. How does that make you feel? Your taking 4 years of your life and the money you invested in yourself and throwing it out the window.
If you like it at Dell well then good luck, myself wanted something better for myself and got out of there. |
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Delhi Helli Regular Hater

Joined: 19 Jan 2006 Posts: 25 Location: Oklahoma City
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:25 am Post subject: |
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Amen, i_escaped...amen.
You have a Bachelors Degree and you're working at Dell?!?!?! What, was 7-11 not hiring that day so you went to Dell? If you're wasting a Bachelors Degree at Dell, you're sadder than anyone thought.
Let me ask you this Funny. Did you get those motivational quotes when you were in big school earning your Bachelors?! - If you're going to subscribe and live your life quoting a bunch of motivational authors, you could have saved the money you spent on college and bought four or five motivational posters from Office Depot and gotten the same result.
Have fun at Dell! I'm sure your Bachelors Degree looks really cool hanging in your cubicle... _________________ "Thank you for choosing HELL home sales and financing, who can I transfer you to today?" |
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sickofdell Dances with Hate

Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 523 Location: Omaha, NE
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:55 am Post subject: |
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Good Will Hunting:
| Quote: | | Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna staht doin some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, don't do that. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for a dollah fifty in late chahges at the public library |
Sorry Delhi, what you said reminded me of this quote, lol. _________________ Have you seen my dell laptop?
http://www.tgdaily.com/picturegalleries/gallery-20060731-1.html
(ok, so it's not mine, but it's freakin cool) |
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Delhi Helli Regular Hater

Joined: 19 Jan 2006 Posts: 25 Location: Oklahoma City
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:59 am Post subject: |
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LOL! That's pretty much where I was gearing towards but I didn't want to completely steal the line (which is a freakin' classic though)
My other one was going to be: "Hey Funny...you like apples? Well, I have a Bachelors degree too and I don't have to work at Dell to make a living. How do you like them apples?!" _________________ "Thank you for choosing HELL home sales and financing, who can I transfer you to today?" |
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sickofdell Dances with Hate

Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 523 Location: Omaha, NE
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | LOL! That's pretty much where I was gearing towards but I didn't want to completely steal the line (which is a freakin' classic though)
My other one was going to be: "Hey Funny...you like apples? Well, I have a Bachelors degree too and I don't have to work at Dell to make a living. How do you like them apples?!" |
HAHA that's great. I only have an associates and i'm getting the heck out. that's great, apples. I love that movie. I just watched it the other night. oh well, i gotta go eat my double burger. peace out. _________________ Have you seen my dell laptop?
http://www.tgdaily.com/picturegalleries/gallery-20060731-1.html
(ok, so it's not mine, but it's freakin cool) |
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Sparky Dances with Hate

Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 105
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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Dude!
Put down that Crack Pipe...you've been Dell'd!
ROFLMAO!
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DHSConsultant Regular Hater
Joined: 26 Dec 2005 Posts: 17 Location: Tenn
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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funnystuff is funny
this guy is an idiot, he brags about getting a bachelor, yet takes a job that requires a GED and says salary jobs are for the check collectors
have fun making $24,000 a year. im sure people with bachelors who make a salary make less than that
fucking dumbass |
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FallenAngel Super Hater
Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 1516
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:09 am Post subject: |
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Grandma? Quit lookin' towards your lap little man, and take a glance upwards. I'm Alpha Male and damn proud of that.
Bachelor's Degree to be a poster boy for whoring to the masses with no scruples or dignity or remorse? Oh yea, just to clue you in that's what you can expect to see. Lack of integrity. People chewin' up your tiny little ass for not makin' some artificial and purely arbitrary sales target.
Get ahead? By steppin' on those around you and discarding any loyalty you may have had elsewhere? Maybe somewhere your fancy Bachelors would be more beneficial? You get ahead in this company by bein' a backstabbing, materialistic, OPPORTUNISTIC, ass kissin', tongue waggin', cutthroat son of a bitch. Any or all apply. Looks good after 4 years of "hard work" in the pits with 16 hour days, huh?
Worked up from doormat, to size 12 in a lightweight loafer. Congrats on the change of scenery. Just remember the backs you step on are the same ones that you'll see when you're tumblin' on the way down from your ivory tower.
High falootin' snobby pieces of crap like you sicken me. Toss a Bachelor's Degree in there like it somehow seperates you from the rest of the planet...get a grip. That piece of paper that you worked 4 years for and 85 cents will get you a cup of coffee in the cafeteria. Same as the rest of us.
If you spent more time on this planet instead of locked away in your own ignorance you'd be better off. And save the quotes for headstones junior.
Suck on that junk biatch. Shit disturber...  |
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funnystuff Regular Hater
Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 21
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:32 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | this guy is an idiot, he brags about getting a bachelor, yet takes a job that requires a GED and says salary jobs are for the check collectors
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| Quote: | Big "effen" deal - Seriously, what the hell does the fact that you're not smart enough to find a job where you don't have to work "16-hour" days...do you really think that you carry any credibility? Given your statements in this one reply, you instantly have zero.
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I guess stating the facts when being called out is bragging?
| Quote: | | have fun making $24,000 a year |
Actually my starting base is 28K. Some other sales jobs I've held had $0 bases, but when it comes to getting mine, I do fine. Thanks for worrying.
| Quote: | | You get ahead in this company by bein' a backstabbing, materialistic, OPPORTUNISTIC, ass kissin', tongue waggin', cutthroat son of a bitch. |
Welcome to sales.
Reply with what you want, I will not respond to this thread anymore.. You guys are in serious need of reading comprehension skills. |
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sickofdell Dances with Hate

Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 523 Location: Omaha, NE
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:16 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Reply with what you want, I will not respond to this thread anymore.. You guys are in serious need of reading comprehension skills. |
You are running away from your own thread? What, can't you stick up for yourself you stupid little ass clown. I can't wait til dell chews you up and spits you out. You don't deserve to work there. little crybaby. Damn, I'm bad on the name calling today.
I suppose that you got all the reading you need with your Bachelor's degree, huh. Fucking asswipe. (can i say that here?)
Look, next time you wanna say that Dell's a great place to work, do it on Ilovedell.net instead of ihatedell.net. Obviously your reading comprehension is lacking a bit as well. Could anyone be dumber than you? probably not. good day jackass. _________________ Have you seen my dell laptop?
http://www.tgdaily.com/picturegalleries/gallery-20060731-1.html
(ok, so it's not mine, but it's freakin cool) |
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Scoop Moderator

Joined: 18 Apr 2003 Posts: 1156 Location: TN
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:27 am Post subject: |
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OK.....
Enough already.
This is like junior high.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Those of you in the know, know, and some must learn the hard way. Those of you that are old timers, do you not recall the propoganda and feel good tactics used on you? I do. I recall the first few months believing the hype. Funny is obviously at this stage.
In time he will learn as we all did. |
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