Dell complaints

DellMgmt · Regular Hater Joined: 22 May 2008 Posts: 25

Attention:
All Dell employees, if you have ever spoken to anyone from New York or know any of your co-workers who have spoken to New York residents, please identify yourself. It looks like an employee or two has lied to some residents of New York and their attorney general thinks it is a Dell policy to lie. One bad apple spoils the bunch, but if we can identify the bad apple, maybe we can still make applesauce out of the remaining, unspoiled apples. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE: turn in any co-worker who has lied to anyone from New York. If you lied, please turn yourself in and do the right thing. Dont make the innocent pay for sins. If you ask for forgiveness, it will be given. I am hearing rumors that if the person who lied turns themself in- they will get a very large enticement to compensate for loosing their job. We need to find out who the liar is now before we ALL loose our jobs.

FallenAngel · Super Hater Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 1483

So looks like Michael and his cronies should pack a lunch and start lining up then.

It's not like they need to identify themselves, they've been in enough shit for enough time that they're already widely known.

Stand up gentlemen, DellMgmt has ordered it!

AngelusDaemonicus · Dances with Hate Joined: 08 Mar 2008 Posts: 109

Ah, holy hell. I thought this guy was back in the Loonie-Bin.
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pinto4me · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:11 am Post subject:

Dell DOES lie and they encourage all their sales staff to lie, I have been there when sales Reps were told by Management to Stretch the truth to Customers especially concerning DFS.
So Dell Mgmt KISS MY ASS, you are a JOKE that we are all laughing at, and I for one think you are a piece of garbage with NO idea what the TRUTH really is. PLEASE do us a favor and CRAWL BACK INTO WHAT EVER HOLE YOU CAME OUT OF

Rocke_T_Sinetist · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:35 am Post subject:

The novelty is wearing off.
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keptman · Regular Hater Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 37

ok, fine. i lied. Smile

i told everyone from NY they were the best, and the Yankees were my favorite team, and the Knicks would win the championship. say what? turn yourself in if you lied? one or two lied to new yorkers? bullcrap. if a sales person's lips are moving, they're lying. if a sales manager lips are moving, they're lying. if dell's lips are moving, he's lying. shees.
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